Letters To Tina

subject: bleah

body:  hello
im a big moron who just STUMBLED upon this site
i have no life
so i will cease from speaking now.

thank you for your time.

To which we responded

Tina can help you with your problems. Have you considered attending
the Public Ritual Vegetable Sacrifice? There is a very strong
probability that doing so would completely change your miserable
existence into something remotely tolerable...

You will, however, have to promise to give up your dependence on
safeway, disco and republican campaign finance.

Think about it.

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