Letters To Tina


email: FRANKLYN IJOMAH <fredmatino@yahoo.com>

subject: hello sir

body: hello,
        I saw your email on the net,so i decided to mail you.I dont know how
        you might feel about this but i just have to tell you.I work for the african
        children surport program.We take care of motherless children,sick and
        health and give them shealter.I that is mailing you is one of the children
        that grew up from the home,now working in the home.The home has run
        short of finance,so we are begging the public to help raise funds for the
        helpless children.We will want you to asist us in doing so.We want you
        to help us restore hope to the children that can not say ohh mother i hurt
        my feet.All we want you to do for us is to help us share envilops of the
        home in your church,for the members of your church so that they can
        give whatever thing that they have to us.Then help us gather the envilops,
        and send back to us.Please the home needs this favour,dont read this
        mail and not reply,cos we will not be able to meet to all the needs of this
        children.We will be greatfull if you will !
        consider doing us this favour.We will de expecting your reply.
       thanks 


To which we responded


HEYA FRANK...

GEE, GOLLY, WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE GOD AND SAVE STARVING CHIDREN TOO. WHY WAIT, SIGN ME UP!

seriously, who do you think we are anyway... go ask george soros.

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