Letters To Tina

email: Russ <russtyb@hotmail.com>

subject: THe one true god

body: Tina Chopp is not the god the one true god is the lemon cod that swims in the sky created all in it's image fucked up a little and so decided that it was time to destroy the earth which it had so lovingly created to do this the lemon cod created man! we are cods destroyers and are doing our job amazingly well just really slowly! Praise the cod!

To which we responded

if you don't believe Tina Chopp is the one, True God, then why are you telling us? we're already convinced, regardless of what you say, that Tina Chopp is the one, True God, and we're not going to be swayed from our conviction by someone who doesn't know that "it's" is a contraction of "it is", not the posessive form of "it"

lemon cod my ass!

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